maybe this is a better visualization. I don’t know.

I made a graph.

three tongue tacos and two chicken tacos from Taco-N-Tento.

two fish taco plate from La Autentica #2.

at least five distinct variables led me to eat the items pictured. see if you can guess them all!

one Choco Taco, partially consumed.

four tacos de lengua from a cart I’m hoping I accurately remember being named Tacos Mi Favoritio.

five rolled taco plate from Molcasalsa.

this is not a masochistic exercise.

really.

three beef tacos from Salazar’s Cafe.

it’s so weird to me that food like this even continues to exist. I should also stop using the flash with these pics because it takes disgusting looking things into an entirely new realm of disgusting-lookingness.

also, Tumblr seems somewhat insistent that this picture be upside-down, so I’m just going to go with it.

carnitas taco from Beto’s, thus completing the Alberto’s-Beto’s-Rancherito’s triumvirate.